A function that returns a random very offensive insult string
public static string GetRandomInsult() { string[] first = new string[] {"Artless", "Bawdy", "Beslubbering", "Bootless", "Churlish", "Cockered", "Clouted", "Craven", "Currish"}; string[] second = new string[] { "Base-court", "Bat-fowling", "Beef-witted", "Beetle-headed", "Boil-brained", "Clapper-clawed", "Clay-brained", "Common-kissing", "Crook-pated" }; string[] third = new string[] { "Dismal", "Dizzy", "Dankish", "Dissembling", "Droning", "Errant", "Fawning", "Fobbing", "Froward" }; return string.Format("Thou {0} {1} {2} {3}!", first[GetRandomIndex(first.Length)], second[GetRandomIndex(second.Length)], third[GetRandomIndex(third.Length